Twas the night before Christmas....

[B C]

...and all through the house

CYoung was hoping for a new pink blouse

[Ryan...]

Nice knowing ya Snap, you died too young....

[Rowleym]

If someone buys a hammer and sends it to me, I will machine the ban hammer for free

[B C]

.... his stock exhaust sung with notes of despair

In an eta without much power to spare
The valves were all seated inside of the head
With visions of Megasquirt to make tires shred

[B C]

...And Kaiser discovering his cars oil cap

Had no one to thank but good ol Snap

[B C]

When out on the street there arose such a clatter

The M50 guys checked to see whats the matter 

"Away with valve adjustments, I hate setting lash"
Said the M20 guy who was short on cash
The clicks and the clacks of the valvetrain did show

That this M20 was designed to go slow

[B C]

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a Megasquirt kit and some 4.10 rear gears

With extra coil drivers so lively and quick
he was sure wasted spark was gonna be sick

[B C]

More rapid than a 24v, it wouldnt be the same

As it fired up rough and shot out a flame

"Now what's going on!?!?! this tune needs fixin!"
"I need a wideband to see how its mixin"

[B C]

To the top of the hill it went with a crawl

As dashboard lights glowed to illuminate all
So back to the workshop to try something new

"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof

Bits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"

As he slowed to a halt and was turning around

Down the road Rampelsauce came with a bound

He was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in soot

And just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot

[B C]

A bundle of parts he had in his trunk

To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk

The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth

The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jelly

And a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly

[KaiserRolls]

Lost it at the welded diff part

[B C]

He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf

As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

And even showed Chris the right way to twerk

[B C]

And laying his finger aside of a hose

And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"

The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle

And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night 

"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"

[Earl]

Hahahahahahaha

[YoungCR]

This is like a really awesome christmas present in itself hahaha! Curious how you knew I wanted a pink blouse...

[Rowleym]

Hahaha this is hilarious! Honestly man this was great. Sticky this or something!

[Bassboy3313]

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic!

[KaiserRolls]

Fantastic read

[mkoepp]

Excellent and well done!

Merry Christmas everyone!

[alexw]

Ho Ho Ho.