Twas the night before Christmas....

[B C]

A bundle of parts he had in his trunk

To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk

The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth

The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jelly

And a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly

[KaiserRolls]

Lost it at the welded diff part

[B C]

He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf

As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

And even showed Chris the right way to twerk

[B C]

And laying his finger aside of a hose

And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"

The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle

And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night 

"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"

[Earl]

Hahahahahahaha

[YoungCR]

This is like a really awesome christmas present in itself hahaha! Curious how you knew I wanted a pink blouse...

[Rowleym]

Hahaha this is hilarious! Honestly man this was great. Sticky this or something!

[Bassboy3313]

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic!

[KaiserRolls]

Fantastic read

[mkoepp]

Excellent and well done!

Merry Christmas everyone!

[alexw]

Ho Ho Ho.

[StewCrew]

10/10 *slow claps*

[Dominic540]

This is too awesome...

[TehRaydarlover]

Lol well done sir! I want to quote this entire story in my sig

[Jdesign]

Awesome LOLLOOLOLOL. Thanks for re-sharing this @Snap

[GunMetalGrey]

Somehow I never saw this. 
I just about died.