<![CDATA[Twas the night before Christmas....]]>...and all through the house

CYoung was hoping for a new pink blouse

]]>https://wibimmers.com/topic/2245/twas-the-night-before-christmas....RSS for NodeWed, 16 Sep 2026 04:01:10 GMTTue, 24 Dec 2013 19:15:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Mon, 27 Nov 2017 17:45:33 GMT]]>Somehow I never saw this. 
I just about died.

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/85553https://wibimmers.com/post/85553Mon, 27 Nov 2017 17:45:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:22:31 GMT]]>Awesome LOLLOOLOLOL. Thanks for re-sharing this @Snap

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/85536https://wibimmers.com/post/85536Mon, 27 Nov 2017 16:22:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Fri, 27 Dec 2013 04:28:27 GMT]]>Lol well done sir! I want to quote this entire story in my sig

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33392https://wibimmers.com/post/33392Fri, 27 Dec 2013 04:28:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Fri, 27 Dec 2013 03:03:06 GMT]]>This is too awesome...

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33387https://wibimmers.com/post/33387Fri, 27 Dec 2013 03:03:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Fri, 27 Dec 2013 02:29:17 GMT]]>10/10 *slow claps*

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33381https://wibimmers.com/post/33381Fri, 27 Dec 2013 02:29:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Thu, 26 Dec 2013 05:39:03 GMT]]>Ho Ho Ho.

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33344https://wibimmers.com/post/33344Thu, 26 Dec 2013 05:39:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 04:37:26 GMT]]>Excellent and well done!

Merry Christmas everyone!

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33320https://wibimmers.com/post/33320Wed, 25 Dec 2013 04:37:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:47:17 GMT]]>Fantastic read

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33318https://wibimmers.com/post/33318Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:47:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:44:37 GMT]]>AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic!

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33317https://wibimmers.com/post/33317Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:44:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:15:57 GMT]]>Hahaha this is hilarious! Honestly man this was great. Sticky this or something!

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33316https://wibimmers.com/post/33316Wed, 25 Dec 2013 03:15:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 02:28:54 GMT]]>This is like a really awesome christmas present in itself hahaha! Curious how you knew I wanted a pink blouse...

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33315https://wibimmers.com/post/33315Wed, 25 Dec 2013 02:28:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Wed, 25 Dec 2013 00:46:13 GMT]]>Hahahahahahaha

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33312https://wibimmers.com/post/33312Wed, 25 Dec 2013 00:46:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:46:44 GMT]]>And laying his finger aside of a hose

And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"

The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle

And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night 

"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33310https://wibimmers.com/post/33310Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:46:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:43:30 GMT]]>He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf

As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

And even showed Chris the right way to twerk

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33309https://wibimmers.com/post/33309Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:43:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:43:24 GMT]]>Lost it at the welded diff part

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33308https://wibimmers.com/post/33308Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:43:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:39:27 GMT]]>A bundle of parts he had in his trunk

To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk

The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth

The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jelly

And a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33307https://wibimmers.com/post/33307Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:39:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:33:32 GMT]]>To the top of the hill it went with a crawl

As dashboard lights glowed to illuminate all
So back to the workshop to try something new

"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof

Bits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"

As he slowed to a halt and was turning around

Down the road Rampelsauce came with a bound

He was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in soot

And just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33305https://wibimmers.com/post/33305Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:33:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:19:58 GMT]]>More rapid than a 24v, it wouldnt be the same

As it fired up rough and shot out a flame

"Now what's going on!?!?! this tune needs fixin!"
"I need a wideband to see how its mixin"

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33304https://wibimmers.com/post/33304Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:19:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:15:42 GMT]]>When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a Megasquirt kit and some 4.10 rear gears

With extra coil drivers so lively and quick
he was sure wasted spark was gonna be sick

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33303https://wibimmers.com/post/33303Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:15:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:07:07 GMT]]>When out on the street there arose such a clatter

The M50 guys checked to see whats the matter 

"Away with valve adjustments, I hate setting lash"
Said the M20 guy who was short on cash
The clicks and the clacks of the valvetrain did show

That this M20 was designed to go slow

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33301https://wibimmers.com/post/33301Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:07:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:01:47 GMT]]>...And Kaiser discovering his cars oil cap

Had no one to thank but good ol Snap

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33300https://wibimmers.com/post/33300Tue, 24 Dec 2013 23:01:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 22:58:29 GMT]]>.... his stock exhaust sung with notes of despair

In an eta without much power to spare
The valves were all seated inside of the head
With visions of Megasquirt to make tires shred

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33299https://wibimmers.com/post/33299Tue, 24 Dec 2013 22:58:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 22:25:31 GMT]]>If someone buys a hammer and sends it to me, I will machine the ban hammer for free :)

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33295https://wibimmers.com/post/33295Tue, 24 Dec 2013 22:25:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Twas the night before Christmas.... on Tue, 24 Dec 2013 21:17:29 GMT]]>IMG7175.JPG

Nice knowing ya Snap, you died too young....

]]>https://wibimmers.com/post/33293https://wibimmers.com/post/33293Tue, 24 Dec 2013 21:17:29 GMT