Twas the night before Christmas....

[B C]

...And Kaiser discovering his cars oil cap

Had no one to thank but good ol Snap

[B C]

When out on the street there arose such a clatter

The M50 guys checked to see whats the matter 

"Away with valve adjustments, I hate setting lash"
Said the M20 guy who was short on cash
The clicks and the clacks of the valvetrain did show

That this M20 was designed to go slow

[B C]

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a Megasquirt kit and some 4.10 rear gears

With extra coil drivers so lively and quick
he was sure wasted spark was gonna be sick

[B C]

More rapid than a 24v, it wouldnt be the same

As it fired up rough and shot out a flame

"Now what's going on!?!?! this tune needs fixin!"
"I need a wideband to see how its mixin"

[B C]

To the top of the hill it went with a crawl

As dashboard lights glowed to illuminate all
So back to the workshop to try something new

"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof

Bits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"

As he slowed to a halt and was turning around

Down the road Rampelsauce came with a bound

He was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in soot

And just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot

[B C]

A bundle of parts he had in his trunk

To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk

The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth

The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jelly

And a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly

[KaiserRolls]

Lost it at the welded diff part

[B C]

He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf

As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

And even showed Chris the right way to twerk

[B C]

And laying his finger aside of a hose

And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"

The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle

And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night 

"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"

[Earl]

Hahahahahahaha

[YoungCR]

This is like a really awesome christmas present in itself hahaha! Curious how you knew I wanted a pink blouse...

[Rowleym]

Hahaha this is hilarious! Honestly man this was great. Sticky this or something!

[Bassboy3313]

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic!

[KaiserRolls]

Fantastic read

[mkoepp]

Excellent and well done!

Merry Christmas everyone!

[alexw]

Ho Ho Ho.

[StewCrew]

10/10 *slow claps*

[Dominic540]

This is too awesome...

[TehRaydarlover]

Lol well done sir! I want to quote this entire story in my sig

[Jdesign]

Awesome LOLLOOLOLOL. Thanks for re-sharing this @Snap