Twas the night before Christmas....
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When out on the street there arose such a clatter
The M50 guys checked to see whats the matter
"Away with valve adjustments, I hate setting lash"
Said the M20 guy who was short on cash
The clicks and the clacks of the valvetrain did showThat this M20 was designed to go slow
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To the top of the hill it went with a crawl
As dashboard lights glowed to illuminate all
So back to the workshop to try something new"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roofBits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"
As he slowed to a halt and was turning around
Down the road Rampelsauce came with a bound
He was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in soot
And just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot
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A bundle of parts he had in his trunk
To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk
The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth
The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jellyAnd a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly
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Lost it at the welded diff part
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He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf
As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
And even showed Chris the right way to twerk
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And laying his finger aside of a hose
And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"
The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle
And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"
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AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic!
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Fantastic read
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This is too awesome...
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Lol well done sir! I want to quote this entire story in my sig
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