The official WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR BMW thread.

[Bassboy3313]

This!

[Earl]

Gonna do some shaving? 0_o

[B C]

Engine delete

[rampelsauce]

I'm driving my BMW.  Yay.  Nice to have one again.  Plus, it does 100 mph before you hit the end of a freeway on ramp. ...so I'm told.

However, I have a complaint about TJ.  HE SELLS CARS WITH BURNED OUT 3RD BRAKE LIGHTS.  Avoid this seller at all costs.

[rampelsauce]

I replaced the batteries in one of my key fobs and re-initialized the key.  I can now remotely lock and unlock my car. 

I also found if I put the key to my chin, I can lock/unlock my car from 80ish yards away.  SICK.

[Earl]

^Jeremy Clarkson teach you that?

[rampelsauce]

Haha, no I was reading a thread about key reprogramming on bimmerforums and someone mentioned it.

This weekend I'm getting a new brake light switch and a spare LCM from a guy parting out a couple of 540's.  Also replacing some burned out bulbs around the car.  Thinking about getting the dead pixels fixed in the cluster after the new year.

Also, I'll be cracking open the mystery glove box.  Will post pics of contents.

[rampelsauce]

Got the mystery glove box opened. No guns, unfortunately. However, if you need lasik, I know a guy.

Apparently stubborn glove box is common in 5er's of this vintage. I also found out why the car is so clean for having 257k. Must have been a Wisconsin to Illinois commuter car.

[Earl]

Very little content for a glove box=P

[rampelsauce]

Right?  I was hoping for at least a .38 special (gun or CD)

[andyhundley]

TJ and I didn't want to break the glovebox.

[rampelsauce]

andyhundley said:

TJ and I didn't want to break the glovebox.

It was simple as lifting the lever and pushing up on the glove box.  The mechanism is just a little goofy.

[Earl]

^Same with the e34 issues

[I love my E39]

Making sure if it ever snows that it is dry and clean. Through the winter in the driveway under wrap. =]

[patsbimmer1]

I installed an afe cold air intake and shark injector on my dad's E46 330i today.  I have no pics to prove this actually happened.

[jc43089]

Started seam welding. In the engine bay.

Sent from my potato phone

[rampelsauce]

I took my car to the car wash last night and blew all the leaves and debris from my engine bay/trunk.  I purchased some 0000 grade steel wool to do my windshield and some leather cleaner.

[Rowleym]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/VERTICAL-HYDRAULIC-RED-TRANSMISSION-PARKING-HAND-E-BRAKE-LEVER-DRIFT-DRIFTER/400825051881?_trksid=p2054897.c100204.m3164&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140407115239%26meid%3D3b05bedb15e040f1a086b97d5bb281f9%26pid%3D100204%26prg%3D20140407115239%26rk%3D11%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Des%26sd%3D331208824606

Anyone think an ebay hydro ebrake like this is a bad idea? I'm dying without an ebrake.

[YoungCR]

Digging this up cause I don't wanna start a build thread... Per Straight6Pwr's suggestion I replaced the FPR which cleared the engine light and it runs great!

[HipMF]

Nice work!

My answer to this question would be "You don't want to know." I'm almost to the part of the curve where I stop taking things apart, and start putting them back together again...

...almost...