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stuff e36 guys say

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  • B
    B
    B C
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    Probably old news for some of you, but I got a chuckle out of it.

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    • rampelsauceR
      rampelsauceR
      rampelsauce
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      This was great. Someone needs to make an E30 one.

      547421260Wagonsig.jpg.13a2d6479bb8e139b82b81acc0402e18.jpg

      E91 328xi - F15 X5 40e - Hopes and dreams of eventually having a cool car

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      • YoungCRY
        YoungCRY
        YoungCR
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        rampelsauce said:

        This was great. Someone needs to make an E30 one.

        And by someone you mean us! WiBimmers promo video :cool:

        Chris Young
        BMWCCA #458972
        1986 528e/5  | 1994 530i/5 | 1995 540i/6 | 2013 X5 35d | 1998 C1500 Suburban | 1995 K2500 Suburban

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        • rampelsauceR
          rampelsauceR
          rampelsauce
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          Lets do it. Here's some topics:

          -Fucking central locking!

          -m50 swap

          -I want a 410!

          -My blower motor sounds like machine gun fire.

          -There's oil coming from (name random part)

          -Where the hell is this oil coming from?

          -Did you do a jack test?

          -Just say no to Bronzit

          -push your diving boards in

          Theres more but Im sick of thinking of all the stuff I have to do to the delphin.

          547421260Wagonsig.jpg.13a2d6479bb8e139b82b81acc0402e18.jpg

          E91 328xi - F15 X5 40e - Hopes and dreams of eventually having a cool car

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          • straight6pwrS
            straight6pwrS
            straight6pwr
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            i lock my doors from the trunk.

            swap car!

            how much horsepower with 19lb injectors, a chip, and an m30 afm?

            16x9 wheels are teh shit!

            can I run 16x8 et0 wheels without rubbing?

            change the timing belt.

            i deleted my power steering by taking off the belt.

            rear camber is killing my tires.

            can I redrill style 5s?

            my fucking rear subframe is stuck!

            omg mtech car!

            its a volvo lip

            its a super eee-tee-ay

            Dan
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            • B
              B
              B C
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              rampelsauce said:

              I want a 410!

              straight6pwr said:

              my fucking rear subframe is stuck!

              hah! I've said these things in the last month

              adding to the list:

              check out my OBC

              check out my econogauge

              check out my check panel

              ditch the bottlecaps

              5-lug swap

              I did a valve adjustment and the valves are still noisy

              and my favorite :

              The factory airbox is best, you will lose power if you install an intake.

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              • Brian.B
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                Brian.
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                Here's something every E36 guy says, "I'm low!" Lawl. ;3

                instagram @howdoyoudrivethat

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                • EarlE
                  EarlE
                  Earl
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                  Brian said:

                  Here's something every E36 guy says, "I'm low!" Lawl. ;3

                  I don't lie when I say it though=) I'm trying to think of things I say about my car.

                  This thing handles like it's on rails is probably my most common one=P

                  or " ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE!!!!!!"

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                  • Brian.B
                    Brian.B
                    Brian.
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                    Lol, Earl, yours is low, from what I've seen in photo's. Probably the only hella dumped one I've seen. that I know the owner of.

                    instagram @howdoyoudrivethat

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                    • rampelsauceR
                      rampelsauceR
                      rampelsauce
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                      battery box rust!

                      I want a touring

                      Turbo build

                      OMG! Mint fuse box cover!

                      Bent Z3 shifters are the shit!

                      Gotta get some poly.

                      Did you see Vlad's new car?

                      547421260Wagonsig.jpg.13a2d6479bb8e139b82b81acc0402e18.jpg

                      E91 328xi - F15 X5 40e - Hopes and dreams of eventually having a cool car

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                      • YoungCRY
                        YoungCRY
                        YoungCR
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                        someone said:

                        -Just say no to Bronzit

                        -push your diving boards in

                        -change the timing belt.

                        -i deleted my power steering by taking off the belt.

                        -my fucking rear subframe is stuck!

                        -check out my econogauge

                        -check out my check panel

                        -ditch the bottlecaps

                        -I did a valve adjustment and the valves are still noisy

                        -The factory airbox is best, you will lose power if you install an intake.

                        -OMG! Mint fuse box cover!

                        -Bent Z3 shifters are the shit!

                        -Gotta get some poly.

                        These also apply to E28's ;)

                        Chris Young
                        BMWCCA #458972
                        1986 528e/5  | 1994 530i/5 | 1995 540i/6 | 2013 X5 35d | 1998 C1500 Suburban | 1995 K2500 Suburban

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                        • MorzadaM
                          MorzadaM
                          Morzada
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                          Cuz racecar!

                          Why can't the Maples just be happy in their shade?

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                          • patsbimmer1P
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                            I lost it when I saw the vid! It's too true!

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                            • Brian.B
                              Brian.B
                              Brian.
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                              M20B27eta said:

                              These also apply to E28's ;)

                              More then half Of those apply to me haha

                              instagram @howdoyoudrivethat

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