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  • Bassboy3313B
    Bassboy3313B
    Bassboy3313
    wrote on last edited by
    #7

    Even his signature looks like a 2 year old wrote it. Makes sense now why his design is as shitty as it is.

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    • KaiserRollsK
      KaiserRollsK
      KaiserRolls
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      #8

      FAST

      "There. That should do it"

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      • wasnt m3W
        wasnt m3W
        wasnt m3
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        #9

        December Fools Day?

        That's the only sense I can make of this.

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        • YoungCRY
          YoungCRY
          YoungCR
          wrote on last edited by
          #10

          It sure is minimalist. Yeah this is a disappointment. As long as it gets on the podium...

          Chris Young
          BMWCCA #458972
          1986 528e/5  | 1994 530i/5 | 1995 540i/6 | 2013 X5 35d | 1998 C1500 Suburban | 1995 K2500 Suburban

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          • KaiserRollsK
            KaiserRollsK
            KaiserRolls
            wrote on last edited by
            #11

            "His familiar use of dots and primary colors" what the fuck. "His use of text on the side of the body says it all" "FAST"

            A picture of the car on the car is dumb. The picture of the car should also have a picture of the car on it.

            Dudes I've made cooler looking liveries in forza, 12 shitty beers deep.

            "But it's art"

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            • EarlE
              EarlE
              Earl
              wrote on last edited by
              #12

              KaiserRolls said:

              "His familiar use of dots and primary colors" what the fuck. "His use of text on the side of the body says it all" "FAST"

              A picture of the car on the car is dumb. The picture of the car should also have a picture of the car on it.

              Dudes I've made cooler looking liveries in forza, 12 shitty beers deep.

              "But it's art"

              You have abnormally good Forza livery skillz though=P Time to bust out our 360's and hop on Forza 4 again haha

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              • straight6pwrS
                straight6pwrS
                straight6pwr
                wrote on last edited by
                #13

                this is dumb. it gives art a bad name. did they do this because its 'controversial' to do such bad art? If so, then even dumber. 

                their marketing department, which is clearly designing their regular cars, must have their hands in this.

                From the article:

                someone said:

                Have you ever customized a car before?

                It’s my first time.

                Clearly. Hopefully, your last too.

                someone said:

                What was it like to design this car?

                It was a challenge. I’ve never designed anything three-dimensional. Working on it from all different directions, I was happy with how it came out.

                A challenge, are you frickin kidding me? This took like 3 hours right? Three-dimensional? You still haven't design something 3D, you painted a circle and a square and some text on some flat surfaces.

                Dan
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                • patsbimmer1P
                  patsbimmer1P
                  patsbimmer1
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #14

                  Typically I feel like BMW's marketing is fairly clever or represents the brand well.  I mean, it doesn't make me want to murder kittens like GM's current line of commercials for Chevy and Buick.  This, this just misses the point so hard.  This quote from Baldessari just kills me.

                  What do you imagine it will look like on the race track?

                  I hope it looks good. I put this red dot on top because I had this idea that there would be a helicopter shot going down so it can be identified.

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                  • B
                    B
                    B C
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                    #15

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                    I just really need to focus on my art right now

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                    • straight6pwrS
                      straight6pwrS
                      straight6pwr
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #16

                      BMW art car, so easy a cave man could do it

                      Dan
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                      • B
                        B
                        B C
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                        #17

                        Perfect!

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                        • patsbimmer1P
                          patsbimmer1P
                          patsbimmer1
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #18

                          John in his younger days

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                          2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                          07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                          97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                          95 325is *sold*
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                          • straight6pwrS
                            straight6pwrS
                            straight6pwr
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #19

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                            Dan
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                            • B
                              B
                              B C
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #20

                              I just read through the interview. It was horrible. It would be like interviewing me about a surgical procedure "they put something in the guy, took another thing out and got a napkin"

                              Wanting to see the talent of Baldessari in his preferred mediums sent me to google images.

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                              It appears his "thing" is dots of primary colors. This explains a lot.

                              Im sure some observers could stare for hours analyzing the beauty and genius of a few dots. I just have a problem with Art that can be done in a matter of minutes.

                              Simple can still be awesome

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                              • patsbimmer1P
                                patsbimmer1P
                                patsbimmer1
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #21

                                The livery they had this past season was better than this crap.

                                2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                                07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                                97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                                95 325is *sold*
                                93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                                BMWCCA #473306

                                Instagram @patsbimmer1

                                AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                                "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                                • KaiserRollsK
                                  KaiserRollsK
                                  KaiserRolls
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #22

                                  This dude is just like "hopefully no one calls me out on the dot thing."

                                  That balldressing guy should stick to what he knows best

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                                  Probably how he "designed" that car too. Through some magnetic dots at it and whatever stuck he just was like "yeah fuck it, whatever"

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                                  • B
                                    B
                                    B C
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                                    • straight6pwrS
                                      straight6pwrS
                                      straight6pwr
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #24

                                      hahaha

                                      Dan
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                                      • wally509W
                                        wally509W
                                        wally509
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                                        #25

                                        Although not all the art cars appeal to me, this one is just plain stupid.  I hope they didn't pay the guy a lot to do it.  Agree with OP, looks like some kid did it on Forza.

                                        p.s. the graph paper e9 is my favorite.

                                        "The more things change, the more they SUCK." -Butt-Head (Mike Judge)

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                                        • EarlE
                                          EarlE
                                          Earl
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                                          #26

                                          https://fineartmultiple.com/blog/baldessari-bmw?dir=DESC&order=created_time&p=2

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