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Jake's Epic BMW 135i Build Thread! (5+ Years of Ownership)

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  • patsbimmer1P
    patsbimmer1P
    patsbimmer1
    wrote on last edited by
    #322

    #n54brostatus

    2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

    07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

    97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
    95 325is *sold*
    93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

    BMWCCA #473306

    Instagram @patsbimmer1

    AKA- HALLWAY PAT

    "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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    • R
      R
      REKIII
      wrote on last edited by
      #323

      i_love_cars said:

      one of the most offensives sounds to my ears that I have ever heard in terms of cars. Turn that shit off. Now.

      I don't understand why "snap-crackle-pop" is becoming an actual thing in the community. i saw this stupid shit coming from a new M2 exhaust kit and everyone was like "omg siiiiiiiick this sounds better than e92 m3 omg inline-6 turbo motors 4 lyf brooo our cars sound cool too!!!!" 

      No. Shut the fuck up stupid shitfucks this sounds like a toy cap gun I played with at the age of 6. It does not sound like a serious car. 

      My only logical conclusion that I've been able to come to is that because manufacturers are no longer V8'ing All The Things, this is all that people in the enthusiast community have to cling to for sound in an age where cars have recorded engine sounds coming through speakers. 

      So, I'm not clear, do you like this or not?

      I'm not partial either way, but awesome post.

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      • B
        B
        B C
        wrote on last edited by
        #324

        End the impossible standards set by the media, all burbles are beautiful

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        • bk335B
          bk335B
          bk335
          wrote on last edited by
          #325

          REKIII said:

          So, I'm not clear, do you like this or not?

          I'm not partial either way, but awesome post.

          he secretly wishes his n55 could do that

          Slowest N54 in Wisconsin.

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          • i_love_carsI
            i_love_carsI
            i_love_cars
            wrote on last edited by
            #326

            I don't understand the world anymore.

            IMG6593.jpg

            2011 E92 M3 6MT ZCP - ESS 625 supercharged
            2007 Z4MR 
            2003 E39 M5
            2002 E46 M3
            2021 X5 40i

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            • i_love_carsI
              i_love_carsI
              i_love_cars
              wrote on last edited by
              #327

              bk335 said:

              he secretly wishes his n55 could do that

              my N55 makes a loud boom and shoots a giant fireball out the exhaust when I shift at WOT.  I win.

              IMG6593.jpg

              2011 E92 M3 6MT ZCP - ESS 625 supercharged
              2007 Z4MR 
              2003 E39 M5
              2002 E46 M3
              2021 X5 40i

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              • bk335B
                bk335B
                bk335
                wrote on last edited by
                #328

                i_love_cars said:

                bk335 said:

                he secretly wishes his n55 could do that

                my N55 makes a loud boom and shoots a giant fireball out the exhaust when I shift at WOT.  I win. 

                Hahaha this whole pop thing actually started when somebody on e90 post wanted their n54 to pop like the n55 with the ppk. Then one of the tooners cranked it up to ricer level and made it sound like a popcorn maker.

                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                Slowest N54 in Wisconsin.

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                • i_love_carsI
                  i_love_carsI
                  i_love_cars
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #329

                  my n55 has never been poppy but I have cpe exhaust.  The ricer level on what these kids are doing is definitely getting dialed up to super-duper now.

                  IMG6593.jpg

                  2011 E92 M3 6MT ZCP - ESS 625 supercharged
                  2007 Z4MR 
                  2003 E39 M5
                  2002 E46 M3
                  2021 X5 40i

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                  • wasnt m3W
                    wasnt m3W
                    wasnt m3
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #330

                    In my opinion, this is as bad as the "cowboy butt sex fender flares" Jordan mentioned in another thread.

                    m3sig-1.jpg

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                    • patsbimmer1P
                      patsbimmer1P
                      patsbimmer1
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #331

                      Us plebeian's have to settle for manufactured awesome noises.

                      2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                      07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                      97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                      95 325is *sold*
                      93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                      BMWCCA #473306

                      Instagram @patsbimmer1

                      AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                      "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                      • suspencefulS
                        suspencefulS
                        suspenceful
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #332

                        i_love_cars said:

                        my N55 makes a loud boom and shoots a giant fireball out the exhaust when I shift at WOT.  I win. 

                        Mine does this too, ever since installing the BMS NLS relay. It's awesome. Way louder.

                        🎬 YouTube channel (60K+ subs): youtube.com/jakespence135
                        📷 Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/jakespence
                        🏁 Shop BMW merchandise: bimmerstreet.com

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                        • The Full BananaT
                          The Full BananaT
                          The Full Banana
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #333

                          Through my crappy headphones at work, it almost sounds like broken chunks of rod and piston being thrown around in the block (aka: STI at 40k miles)

                          Tom - I have a few BMWs, an overworked Volvo 242, and now a YouTube channel called Drive, Revive, Tinker

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                          • patsbimmer1P
                            patsbimmer1P
                            patsbimmer1
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #334

                            Did you try the beta map?

                            2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                            07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                            97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                            95 325is *sold*
                            93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                            BMWCCA #473306

                            Instagram @patsbimmer1

                            AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                            "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                            • suspencefulS
                              suspencefulS
                              suspenceful
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #335

                              patsbimmer1 said:

                              Did you try the beta map?

                              Which map? I'm using JB4 with a BMS E85 MHD backend flash.

                              🎬 YouTube channel (60K+ subs): youtube.com/jakespence135
                              📷 Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/jakespence
                              🏁 Shop BMW merchandise: bimmerstreet.com

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                              • suspencefulS
                                suspencefulS
                                suspenceful
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #336

                                A local guy wanted to race. His car is all done up with upgraded turbos, fueling, etc. It should be capable of 600+whp.

                                ...he was pissed.

                                🎬 YouTube channel (60K+ subs): youtube.com/jakespence135
                                📷 Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/jakespence
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                                • i_love_carsI
                                  i_love_carsI
                                  i_love_cars
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #337

                                  i mean, he looked kinda big like he has 100 pounds on you, and his car is a bit heavier, but there is no way he's making 600 hp. That would be 100 hp more than you and 200 pounds of weight difference isn't enough to compensate for that much of a difference in power on cars that have identical motor, transmission, gearing, etc. 

                                  His car is either tuned like shit or he started in the wrong gear, or he doesn't truly have upgraded turbos. Or he has some stupid sound system in his car weighing him down even more. 

                                  I'm sure he was pissed. His facial expression was one of pure frustration. Like JaRule  in Fast and Furious "NOOOOOOOOOO! MONICAAAAAA!"

                                  IMG6593.jpg

                                  2011 E92 M3 6MT ZCP - ESS 625 supercharged
                                  2007 Z4MR 
                                  2003 E39 M5
                                  2002 E46 M3
                                  2021 X5 40i

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                                  • bk335B
                                    bk335B
                                    bk335
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #338

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                                    Slowest N54 in Wisconsin.

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                                    • suspencefulS
                                      suspencefulS
                                      suspenceful
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #339

                                      i_love_cars said:

                                      i mean, he looked kinda big like he has 100 pounds on you, and his car is a bit heavier, but there is no way he's making 600 hp. That would be 100 hp more than you and 200 pounds of weight difference isn't enough to compensate for that much of a difference in power on cars that have identical motor, transmission, gearing, etc. 

                                      His car is either tuned like shit or he started in the wrong gear, or he doesn't truly have upgraded turbos. Or he has some stupid sound system in his car weighing him down even more. 

                                      I'm sure he was pissed. His facial expression was one of pure frustration. Like JaRule  in Fast and Furious "NOOOOOOOOOO! MONICAAAAAA!" 

                                      Lol. I know the guy pretty well. We've raced many times, before and after a lot of different mods. It was just funny because he was really running his mouth ever since I went balls out on my stock turbos.

                                      He has upgraded turbos. He has a solid tune (I've seen a few logs). No sound system. We're both good drivers. His car is set up really well actually. He isn't at 600whp, but the car is capable of it with more boost. It should be at 500whp+ right now with his fuel and boost though. He's got headroom where I'm maxed out.

                                      The initial video was the best in my opinion. We booth floored it at the same time and it was just the most fair, even race. I have a few more videos of runs though. Here's one where he brake boosted (I didn't, big difference) and then I reeled him in.

                                      And here's our first race where he started in 3rd at 40mph. I was in 2nd. There was no way he'd catch me.

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                                      • suspencefulS
                                        suspencefulS
                                        suspenceful
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #340

                                        A few more Mexico races...

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                                        • KaiserRollsK
                                          KaiserRollsK
                                          KaiserRolls
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                                          #341

                                          That z4 sounded nutty

                                          Where do you find all these somewhat heavilyish modified cars to race.

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