N54 Procede v5... thoughts?
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I'd just like to say that I have no idea wtf anyone is talking about here. The only V5 I know of was in a Honda MotoGP bike. Cobb, wedge and flash are bad jokes just waiting to happen. JB4 = some new formulation of JB Weld? BQ = short for BBQ?

Buy an n54, it will all make sense lol
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Buy an n54, it will all make sense lol
Yep
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Buy an n54, it will all make sense lol
Not that I am biased in ANY way, but....this is sound advice if I've ever heard it
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Thanks for the help everyone! For the price I can pick this up for and my goals with this car I don't think I can pass this up. Now if the guy would just return my pm's...
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Did you pick this up?
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I was going to make it a surprise but I am no good at keeping secrets... I am picking it up on Saturday and installing it with the guy to verify it works. I am PUMPED!
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Proceed with the Procede
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I'll be scouting for the scene of the crash on I-94 saturday afternoon.
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I'll be scouting for the scene of the crash on I-94 saturday afternoon.
HA! You won't find it!!!! The crash will be on i90 just north of Rockford lol
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Did you get it installed yet? Looking for intial thoughts.
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Sorry guys! I had a busy day yesterday and wasn't able to get on here.
So my initial impression was "Is that it?". I thought, "maybe I just need to drive it a bit." So I chauffeured my wife, dad and his fiance around Brookfield yesterday and drove home and still wasn't very impressed. During this whole time my SES was blinking in 6x increments which I figured was my exhaust flapper solenoid being unplugged because that's the code I had on PROcede intially.
Well, I got home last night about 7 and routed the usb cable through the firewall and set up the data logging and did a reset on the ecu with the hopes that it would make a difference. Took the car for a drive and logged to find that I only hit 7~ psi in a map that is supposed to hit 14.5 psi. I logged three more wot runs in 3rd gear with similar results. At this point I turned to the google machine... first post that shows up I find that the ses blinking in 6x increments means it is vin locked.
At this point I am pissed.
The guy assured me it was unlocked and most of the info I found before I bought it said that starting at rev 2.5 all PROcede units were vin unlocked and this was rev 3. I have an email sent to shiv from vishnu to see what my next step is. I figure if it cost's more than $150 to unlock it then I am going to sell it and order jb4.
Now, I do really like the interface in the car and I like the tuning interface on my laptop so I have a good first impression.
This is what happens when you buy parts from non-WIbimmers members.

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Thats some serious B.S.. Sorry to hear that man.
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This is disappointing. Wouldnt you be stuck paying 150 for an unlock since selling it to someone else means passing on the douchebaggery by screwing someone else just like it was sold to you or disclosing the vin lock and selling it for too cheap?
I would disclose the vin lock of course. That way somebody would be able to figure the extra cost into their budget.
The guy just texted me back and is sticking to his original claim that it is unlocked. He offered to contact shiv if I need him to. We'll see where this goes.
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Off it and get a Cobb. One bonus is the super easy datalogging. Hit the start/stop button like a stopwatch. So much easier then all the usb through the firewall and dragging a laptop along. And when you decide you want more power just hit up Wedge and BAAAMM! Just sayin.
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+1 mike
dat cobb doe
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Update:
So I have spent hours scouring the internets to try and figure out a solution.
I tried calling 3 phone numbers for Vishnu, sent emails to 2 different address's and tried to PM Shiv. The guy I bought this from swears up and down that this is unlocked told me a few different things to try.
I have tried everything he has told me and then some and searched every file I have for an unlock file with no success. I found a guy that says he has the unlock file and he returned my pm and said he will send it to me... still waiting.
I think I've been fucked.
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Sure seems to be some fuckery.
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