Brian - You started this post on May 8th at 1:54 pm. This is well within business hours. I see our little chat didn't help. Please submit an action plan on how you will improve your behaviors by Saturday at noon. Include 5 short and long term goals that I will provide you with. We will circle back and connect in my office via talkbot.
Pete
Eat shit, Pete.
Brian - This is your boss, Pete. In real life. I'll see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning to have a zoom meeting with HR in which we'll both be a safe distance from you at home as to not break company policy 19C-0V16. While you're chatting with these internet people you could be logging hours! Also, we need to discuss your choice of internet mimes. They seem inappropriate for a man in your position.
-Pete
Brian's Boss
