Thine holy hand grenade

[RamRod E28]

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/03/monty-pythons-h/

[B C]

came for cannon dart, leaving unsatisfied. 

That is pretty hilarious though. I need to watch that movie again soon. 

Life of Brian too.

[RamRod E28]

Five is right out...

[6670charger]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[RamRod E28]

Damn...