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  • B
    B
    B C
    wrote on last edited by
    #2268

    Just had a horrible dream:

    My grandpa, who used to run his own repair shop, was rebuilding my bottom end for me. He finished and I went to go pick it up. Some lady, we can just assume it was my grandma, told me my grandpa had done something a little extra special. I asked what it was and i was told "lets just say you wont have to worry about valve adjustments anymore" as if doing me a huge favor.

    I go to his shop to pick it up and im fearing the worst. I suppose he could have done something extra special to the m20 but its more likely he bought a 24v for me instead of rebuilding my m20.

    I show up, the m20 is a pile of crap and im told it wasnt worth rebuilding so he got another engine for me.

    Yep, M50 with an intake manifold painted red and flaking off.

    The biggest problem about this was the fact that none of my cool parts would work with it and id be sub-200 HP again, not some sort of anti-m50 propaganda

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    • KaiserRollsK
      KaiserRollsK
      KaiserRolls
      wrote on last edited by
      #2269

      Plot twist

      You were the bad guy all along.

      ~M night shamalamadingdong

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      • Ryan...R
        Ryan...R
        Ryan...
        wrote on last edited by
        #2270

        KaiserRolls said:

        Plot twist You were the bad guy all along. ~M night shamalamadingdong

        :lol:

        2021 Gladiator Willys -- 6 speed manual, 33" Falken AT, 3/4" level

        2021 Low Rider S -- Stage 2, 117hp/128ft lbs

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        • HipMFH
          HipMFH
          HipMF
          wrote on last edited by
          #2271

          Might have found the perfect engine swap for my mini-street-franken-moto-tracker thing...

          6347943218859863312013-Ninja-250R-engine

          Same torque as a 250 dirtbike engine, so it (probably) won't over-stress the chassis, except it's a twin that revs to 12.5krpm, so it makes 50% more power... Best of all, they sell for $400-500 on ebay all day long.... hmmmmm....

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          • HipMFH
            HipMFH
            HipMF
            wrote on last edited by
            #2272

            This guy pretty much sums it up:

            For the record, the ZX-10R only weighs about 16% more than the 250 and has about 4.5x times the power.... Learn to ride/drive first, then step up to something faster, or else... get used to being called a squid :D

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            • ClassEC
              ClassEC
              ClassE
              wrote on last edited by
              #2273

              Just sitting here waiting on UPS/Fedex/Mailman.

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              • patsbimmer1P
                patsbimmer1P
                patsbimmer1
                wrote on last edited by
                #2274

                I acquired another boat over the weekend with a trailer. Looks like I have a bass boat conversion project on my hands.

                2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                95 325is *sold*
                93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                BMWCCA #473306

                Instagram @patsbimmer1

                AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                • B
                  B
                  B C
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #2275

                  Good morning everyone.

                  3:30 saturday morning at the office. 

                  132.gif

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                  • KaiserRollsK
                    KaiserRollsK
                    KaiserRolls
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #2276

                    fcbcb746af6e48951ac93ff8ff5ea814.jpg

                    This was like 2:30 am at the office

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                    • jc43089J
                      jc43089J
                      jc43089
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #2277

                      Today is Leinies Big Butt Doppelbock and bustin' it on house projects!

                      2/94 325i Sedan, Arctic Gray: UUC LTW FW, EVO 3 and DSSR, +.020 Maxsil pistons, ASC delete, Eibach shocks/springs, 16" contour reps 238k
                      3/93 325i Coupe, Schwarz 2, Sketchy stance action, ebay turbo, 300k
                      '89 325i Vert, Alpine White: 5spd swapped, sold.

                      '04 Toyota Sienna: 24V to 24V swap in progress

                      '05 Volvo V70R, 6spd.  200k
                      '85 Toyota LandCruiser: Lifted, gas hog. 205k
                      '99 Nissan Maxima: 5spd, Rusty but trusty winter beater. 252k RIP.

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                      • patsbimmer1P
                        patsbimmer1P
                        patsbimmer1
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #2278

                        My day is going to consist of working on my boat then doing a peddle tavern thing that my wife volunteered me for for her friends birthday in Madison.  We paid $30/ea for this peddle tavern and they don't even provide booze!

                        2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                        07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                        97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                        95 325is *sold*
                        93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                        BMWCCA #473306

                        Instagram @patsbimmer1

                        AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                        "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                        • B
                          B
                          B C
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #2279

                          Steer the ship into ryan's patrol car for me.

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                          • patsbimmer1P
                            patsbimmer1P
                            patsbimmer1
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #2280

                            Consider it done! And as I take the ship down I will yell FUUUUCHSSS YOU RYAN!

                            2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                            07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                            97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                            95 325is *sold*
                            93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                            BMWCCA #473306

                            Instagram @patsbimmer1

                            AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                            "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                            • Ryan...R
                              Ryan...R
                              Ryan...
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #2281

                              1shifty.gif

                              2021 Gladiator Willys -- 6 speed manual, 33" Falken AT, 3/4" level

                              2021 Low Rider S -- Stage 2, 117hp/128ft lbs

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                              • patsbimmer1P
                                patsbimmer1P
                                patsbimmer1
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #2282

                                Ryan... said:

                                1shifty.gif

                                Get it... GET IT!!! FUCHS!  LIKE WHEELS FOR YOUR PORSCHE!

                                2011 e90 M3 - DCT, Borla exhaust, BMW Performance Black Grille, ECS Painted Corners, Ziza Angel Eyes

                                07 335i Stella - sport package, BMS DCI, zhp knob, TMS cf parking brake lever, VRSF downpipes, MHD tune, H&R race springs, other stuff *SOLD*

                                97 328i Lola - sport package, m50 intake manifold, m50 manifold.com install kit, custom CAI, K&N filter, Borla exhaust, FK silverline coilovers, 25.5mm front sway bar, Powerflex front sway bushings, Turner Radiator, fan delete *sold*
                                95 325is *sold*
                                93 nissan 240sx KA-T *sold*

                                BMWCCA #473306

                                Instagram @patsbimmer1

                                AKA- HALLWAY PAT

                                "burnouts bring babes and babes dont have time for bushings" - Kaiser Rolls

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                                • Ryan...R
                                  Ryan...R
                                  Ryan...
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #2283

                                  I GET IT NAO  :shifty:

                                  2021 Gladiator Willys -- 6 speed manual, 33" Falken AT, 3/4" level

                                  2021 Low Rider S -- Stage 2, 117hp/128ft lbs

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                                  • Ryan...R
                                    Ryan...R
                                    Ryan...
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #2284

                                    Moar 911 stuff.

                                    911%20brakeszps7yfge1sm.png

                                    Also got a new cabin filter, and will likely be doing front wheel bearing, springs, and speed sensor at the same time.

                                    2021 Gladiator Willys -- 6 speed manual, 33" Falken AT, 3/4" level

                                    2021 Low Rider S -- Stage 2, 117hp/128ft lbs

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                                    • R
                                      R
                                      REKIII
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #2285

                                      When you say porsche, is there an 'eh' at the end?

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                                      • wasnt m3W
                                        wasnt m3W
                                        wasnt m3
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #2286

                                        Porch, like the monkey. No "uh."

                                        m3sig-1.jpg

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                                        • Ryan...R
                                          Ryan...R
                                          Ryan...
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #2287

                                          REKIII said:

                                          When you say porsche, is there an 'eh' at the end?

                                          Yes, and I normally tip my chin towards the heavens and extend the little finger of my strong hand while saying the name.

                                          2021 Gladiator Willys -- 6 speed manual, 33" Falken AT, 3/4" level

                                          2021 Low Rider S -- Stage 2, 117hp/128ft lbs

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