chit chat thread
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On the theme of idiots, a friend of ours moved into the empty bedroom in our apartment a few days ago. He is young (recently 21) and this is his first time living not at his parents house. I returned home today to a smell that I can only describe as heinous. He put a frozen pizza in the pizza over on the counter and went to his room while it cooked. What I was smelling was the plastic bag of twenty Clif Bars and four bananas melting to the oven. He also just asked me if I could teach him how to cook eggs tomorrow. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
how to cook eggs.
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eggs
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ambition
3)???
- eat raw eggs
Hahahaha Take that boy to the hood and scare some sense into him
beyond scared straight....its a show - i promise you will be disappointed
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Snap said:
Yesterday Bassboy and I were out driving around and some good-ol-boy's in a spraypainted S10 with Monster Energy stickers flipped a U-turn and pulled up next to us at a light. I hear an engine rev, look over, The guys looked about like this, though the driver was flatbillin it.
So I humor the guy with a smile of acknowledgement.
nuh-uh.
The guy keeps at it, just staring straight at us with his horrible teeth and methface.
He proceeds to do a brakestand burnout then launches when the light turns green. I drove away normally, didnt race him like he wanted me to.
So a car pulls up along side us again, this time its Fat Joe in a Passat
I thought he was going to give me kudos for not racing on the street or something but then started jabbering off about his E30 with a "Ferrari kit" he used to have.
Him:"Yo, is that an 88?, that an 88?"
me: "91"
I was a wee bit creeped out by this guy staring at us too, less so than the Waukesha boyz in the S10, I gave it a little burst of acceleration to break the awkwardness and get away from him but the next light was red so we had to deal with him again.
Him:"blsdfjspodfjsoidgnsoidgs wheels aodnaosndalkndgnsdg , had an 87 oandaosndoasndouabndou IT HAD A FERRARI KIT, YEAH MAN, THAT SHIT WAS SICK (or something like that). Those fkkers run forever dawg, its like a Toyota with class!! (more rambling)"
Ferrari Kit? im sure his car was the most horrible 325e with a cone filter and awful wheels
This was such an epic day! Hahaha! All that and we even got to see kyles BEAST of an e21 project. Gonna be sick nasty when its finished.
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Awesome, we must have the same rent-a-cops at our place, I have gone through the guard gate in my uniform, hardhat, etc and they are still confused as to who I am and whether I should come through.
In defense of rent-a-cops, (being an armed rent a cop myself), if a client requires that we see ID, we need to see ID.
Last year a guard at the company I work for allowed 4 men dressed as construction workers into a work site w/o checking IDs, and wouldn't you know over $4k in tools was stolen. Those rules are in place for a reason, and unless they know you on first name basis or see some ID it's called job security. Pun intended.
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I got a little time to chat with the Japanese service techs today, turns out the engineer was somewhat of a car guy, he used to have an 1st gen 240sx. He showed me some pictures, it was lowered and had some cool wheels on it. He said it is very expensive to have a car in Japan. He also knew someone that had an '87 BMW. He is actually going to be living in Milwaukee for the next 3 years as part of his job. It was a cool experience to work with these guys. I realized that the difficulty I find communicating is how they feel all day everyday while they are here.
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^^^ I wish I could make it! I've been trying to get out of a wedding for weeks now but I don't think that is happening...
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Blaming my wife for my inability to play with my friends seems to work well. Last year I went to a funeral and drove straight to Scooters from there.
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