chit chat thread
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I heard Earl goes to bed early.... Just so he can dream about what not to get done on his car.
I heard Earl moisturizes his beard with 5W40
I heard Earl once spent 15 hours and $300 to install (1) stainless steel nut.
I heard Earl once killed a man.... Just so he could use his shoelaces to hang parts for paint.
I heard Earl uses new parts from the dealership - just to uninstall them.
I heard Earl once painted a part 126 times.... Because the crinkle black just "wasn't crinkly enough".
I heard Earls build thread started on stone tablets.
I heard the internet was started because the aforementioned tablets were "not the right shade on stone".
I heard Earl mail ordered a finished TI from Europe, but returned it because it "wasn't euro enough".
I heard Earl once strangled a man for making to many "Earl-isms".
I heard Earl once sued Ford Motor Company because the water pump from a Mercury Sable didnt fit well in his ti
I heard Earl round-house kicked Chuck Norris in the face "because Racekor"
I heard Enzodude is doing his best "Earl Impersonation".
I heard Earl once ate at Burger King - and insisted his burger could never be finished because he wanted it "His Way".
I heard Earl doesnt have a mirror in his bathroom. Just boxes of perfectly polished wheel hardware
I heard Earl uses OEM M1 floor mats as oil drip catches at the shop.
I heard Earl bought stock in duplicolor and is breaking even on every can of wrinkle black he buys
I heard Earls name before grade school was Scott and Scotts name before grade school was earl
I heard that earl interpreted the bible as saying "Praise the Lowered"
I heard Earl doesn't respond to group texts because sometimes the conversations are finished.
I heard that earl rolls his eyes....... With an Eastwood fender roller.
credit goes to ClassE for most of these I was dying of laughter reading these things.
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This needs a sticky
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too good!
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Are those really as good as they look?
When i got them they tasted like straight fryer oil and caused my heart to hurt. So they were good
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Driving to Nevada.
Someone post something entertaining.
*insert Earl-ism
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Driving to Nevada.
Someone post something entertaining.
*insert Earl-ism
start reading
http://www.scribd.com/doc/33096/Bruiser-A-street-sweeper-s-tales
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Just finished reading it.
It was fantastically written.
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Driving to Nevada.
Someone post something entertaining.
*insert Earl-ism
Did you know Earl is actually the greatest Mortal Combat player in history?
He's just never won a fight because he just sits there staring at the screen every time the "FINISH HIM" finishing move shows on the screen.
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I work for Customer Service.... And fucking hate people.
Day started off like this: Was waiting on some small plastic clips from a fellow engineer at a different plant, he threw them in an envelope and left at front desk for me to come get. Go to get them and some half-pint-dumb-as-nails rent-a-cop is sitting there instead of regular receptionist.
"I'm here to get an envelope addresses to Collin with 6 small white plastic clips"
"Uuhhhhh" (looks around, sees envelope, looks at it and looks inside). "Do you have any ID?"
(I'm wearing a company polo, told you what I needed and where it was - also what was in it..... And you want MY fucking ID?!?). Had to go back to my building and get ID since asshat would t give it to me.
So happy I've got this afternoon off...
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My first idiot happened at 8:17 am. An hour into my day and I have to listen to a guy explain to me why he lied on our screener and said he has a license but in the interview he divulges that he does not currently have a license because it was suspended for... DRIVING WHILE SUSPENDED.
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