1100 miles on an '02 E46 330i
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http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5204337729.html
They want $29,900 for it
Imagine how paranoid the owner must have been during those 1000 miles of driving, trying to keep it in showroom condition.
What a waste.
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That's horrible for the car! I can only imagine what kind deterioration has occurred in the engine and on the rubber suspension components!!! Why the hell would somebody store a 330i?! This guy has gotta be fucking high.
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Or maybe he was a white collar criminal who had just recently purchased his beloved 330i just prior to getting nailed for an Enron like crime and hitting the pen for the past decade. Now he is a bitter criminal with a chip on his shoulder looking to recoup some of his expenses in order to start plotting his next scam. He's seeing things in the world that are new to him now, such as Craigslist. This explains the all-caps and lack of proper punctuation in his ad. Fuckin criminals don't need punctuation! His caps lock key is still on from the week prior to getting locked up, when he wrote his final words to those who turned on him... They were friends and colleagues. They took the easy way out and made him out to be the mastermind... they will PAY! He saw things on the inside that he'll never forget... things no one should ever endure. Randy, his cell mate, was the only friend he had left. Randy was serving 15 years and already had a couple under his belt before this guy shows up. Randy took him under his wing, showed him the ropes, where to sit in the cafeteria, what side of the yard to walk on... Randy did it all. What our guy didn't know was that Randy had burned some bridges with LRPG, a local Buffalo gang. He had helped them with a front for their cocaine business. Problem was, Randy loved that yayo. Too much of a good thing and Randy got them all caught. A simple slip of the books and red flags were everywhere. Well LRPG took care of him on the yard one day, shank to abdomen, then the legs, then the chest... over and over again he was stabbed right in front of our guy. This jaded our guy and he blames those colleagues... those friends... those whistle blowers... those snitches for the pain he had endured.
Now he's out and he's looking for payback... and an insanely high price tag on an e46 non-m.
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^wow
I actually googled parts of that to see if you copied it from somewhere else. You didn't.
Must be a slow day!I think you have him all figured out!
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Not so much a slow day as much as it's been a long week for me. I held a meeting this morning with my team and it went better than usual, I've been on my creative A-game since then.
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Or maybe he was a white collar criminal who had just recently purchased his beloved 330i just prior to getting nailed for an Enron like crime and hitting the pen for the past decade. Now he is a bitter criminal with a chip on his shoulder looking to recoup some of his expenses in order to start plotting his next scam. He's seeing things in the world that are new to him now, such as Craigslist. This explains the all-caps and lack of proper punctuation in his ad. Fuckin criminals don't need punctuation! His caps lock key is still on from the week prior to getting locked up, when he wrote his final words to those who turned on him... They were friends and colleagues. They took the easy way out and made him out to be the mastermind... they will PAY! He saw things on the inside that he'll never forget... things no one should ever endure. Randy, his cell mate, was the only friend he had left. Randy was serving 15 years and already had a couple under his belt before this guy shows up. Randy took him under his wing, showed him the ropes, where to sit in the cafeteria, what side of the yard to walk on... Randy did it all. What our guy didn't know was that Randy had burned some bridges with LRPG, a local Buffalo gang. He had helped them with a front for their cocaine business. Problem was, Randy loved that yayo. Too much of a good thing and Randy got them all caught. A simple slip of the books and red flags were everywhere. Well LRPG took care of him on the yard one day, shank to abdomen, then the legs, then the chest... over and over again he was stabbed right in front of our guy. This jaded our guy and he blames those colleagues... those friends... those whistle blowers... those snitches for the pain he had endured.
Now he's out and he's looking for payback... and an insanely high price tag on an e46 non-m.
That could be...
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