"Hey, I was going to revoke your license, pin you with a $10,000 fine, and send you to jail for 60 days for reckless endangerment, buuuuuuuut, I know how janky those e34's are at the limit Seeing as how you managed to keep things very tidy whilst endangering the public. I will just let you off with a warning this time."
.........said no judge ever.
Driving will always involve some element of danger but its benefits outweigh the risks and thus we deal with those risks. When someone goes out of their way to put the general public at a significantly higher risk than necessary, whether it be drunk driving, texting and driving, knowingly driving with unsafe brakes/tires/suspension, driving while on the verge of falling asleep... I dont think its too out of line to call such people douchebags.